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magistera:

Welcome to Dead House
One Day at HorrorLand
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp 

Goosebumps cover artwork by Tim Jacobus

duplexide:

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Just found out that Tim Jacobus has high res versions of his nearly 100 goosebumps covers on his website! There’s so many cool details in them I’ve never noticed before.

Check them out here!

catsbrew:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

That is none of your business is it sir

autogynocrat:

every employer is like “do you want to work in a fast-paced environment? with flexible hours?” where are the slow pace environments with consistency instead

honeylavendermilktea:

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

night-terrors-official:

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The blue boy himself ✨

I think I’m gonna call this my Crayon Box series bc I’m planning to do more like this one and the one I did w/ Mark :3